Monday, March 14, 2011

Column "square ball": The league currently strongly reminiscent of Hollywood

Louis van Gaal and Felix Magath have moved on Saturday at a quarter past five, has just been resurrected from the dead, impish face and in the direction of Bayern and Schalke bosses hissed the Bible verse gene Tribune: "Father, forgive them for they know not . what they do "in" For they know not what they do "it's like this: A bunch of disoriented, headed by James Dean, does in America in the 50s, the most inconsiderate things.

You speed in cars on rocks, crash or survive - and we are back in the Bundesliga, where so much is the death-defying stupidity currently great cinema. At FC Hollywood for example, Uli Hoeness has no regard for the wooden hammer with which he Van Gaal of the great guru of noise down again whittled down to five feet with a hat, extravagant now also in the movie-set, no coach enjoys in his club a larger support a human in particular.

Will appear soon in the Bavaria-President ZDF in "News from the institution" at Urban Priol? In any case, as threat of a jealousy drama - as previously thought Jupp Heynckes, he was the best friend of Uli. But that was before the Six-Zero against Hamburg. When Louis van Gaal go on like this now and on Tuesday also lowered Inter, Bayern extend the latest on Wednesday to 2015 with him.

Blank. Even Felix Magath lives again. He was ("Magath out!") Stone dead. The sausage manufacturer Tönnies had him shot already halfway through the meat grinder, but then Valencia, then Charisteas, the next Magath-favorite, probably dribbles Ali Karimi the league dizzy, in any case it is suddenly "out Tönnies," too, and Felix says on the Happy the question of whether he is still next weekend at Schalke coach: "Yes, who else?" knee-jerk.

Misperceptions. Panicky rush. On the one hand, the Schalke do in the future a young moderns like Robin Dutt, but first it is the 72-year-old Otto Rehhagel directed - by the way, said in his big-time as a philosopher-Otto once said: "We are always looking for the ultimate truth, FL but they never.

"But Who can find. In Hamburg they have now fired Armin Veh. His team has played so completely in Munich, as her ("It can not work you") environment of chaos impaired coach already looked for some time. Evil tongues say even Veh will of the hole he leaves can fully replace. His body language did not bode well, and what he said out loud, either.

The team he has agreed to the final "complete stupidity, or he meant to or the bosses who have committed it? Before we get bogged us in search of an answer, we move rather quickly to the scene of action, to Wolfsburg. Dieter Hoeness there waving the rod in the fog. His wish coach Steve McClaren he have to fire, and he has a big, strong knight figure, his relegation to the anxious care cases can look up for help, Pierre Littbarski determined in short Litti.

When the lost again on Saturday - one-two against Nuremberg - because it is only occurred with large eyes and the help-seeking strict eye on the rallying calls that he would "take a hard line with" the team, with words to the bite bar chin chain and throat latch. Hoeness has only been silent still, shaking his head.

If the club bosses have always been convinced of what they do? Or are you under pressure once a matter of demonstrating with hands-emphasized their continued commitment to act in order to divert attention from the dreaded question of whether they have a clear head or a concept? The concept of Tönnies was once Magath, and just now, where the Schalke DFB Cup and the Champions League trained in the letterhead, the chief called a "lost year", accuses the savior of the "inhumane handling" and forget all that he makes this conscious disciplinarian originally wanted just the same.

But we do not rip us the mouth of the maze Schalke, it is similar everywhere. At Bayern every coach dances the fine line between Messiah and coffin nail, ask Udo Lattek! Who won the European Cup and said it briefly as Stalled times, as President Neudecker, "It has to change something." "All right," Neudecker said, "You're fired" Dettmar Cramer was then the next..

He won two more national championship trophies, the philosophers were hanging on his every word, fascinated by his witticisms, Bible texts and Goethe quotes - but later, captain Franz Beckenbauer Cramer tells team meetings: "It took less than ten minutes, then was the oxygen consumed. Be first to sleep Sepp Maier, others followed.

"? Now came so van Gaal, he was feted as a guru - to him Hoeness to stubborn Bock said, and revealed that he would have liked to taken years ago the young Klopp. Next, he now wants the old Heynckes. Or maybe van Gaal? Louis is and will hold the best. At least until Tuesday.

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