ROME, April 1 - April First, a day known to be devoted to jokes. The web is no exception, even if those proposed in the network seemed far too absurd to be believed. As for the two sports are more significance than others. According to the British Independent today, Portugal, burdened by debt to sell Spain soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo for 160 million euro.
The newspaper also cites the Portuguese Ministry of Finance that it would get the cooperation of the highest paid player in the world to save his nation from economic collapse. Also in Britain, the Mirror reports that the UK will start to tax the fresh air to save the environment: a detailed article by the reporter Olip Flora, an anagram of April Fool, April Fool's joke.
And the Daily Express speaks of a new aid to help the elderly to walk, skateboard with built-in: the micro Zimmer. Jokes of Dagospia - Significant, as unrealistic, even "jokes" suggested by Dagospia. According to the "tabloid" Italic Consob would suspend the licenses of Roma and Juventus.
"The testing institute stayed that throughout the morning trade in exchange for the shares in AS Roma and Juventus. And 'what is said in a statement the body that supervises the market. The two companies, according to reports, will issue a statement this morning. " Not only that, but there would also be further news.
"The Roma football will not enter the U.S. consortium led by Tom Di Benedetto, but in the public financial Lafico. In a statement, the AS Roma announced that "Lafico Unicredit has taken over from the 34%" and is committed to launching a takeover bid totaliria the rest of the free float, as required by law Dragons.
Simultaneously, Lafico announced that it sold to Juventus FC in a Russian sovereign wealth fund its package of 7% share in Juventus. " 
The newspaper also cites the Portuguese Ministry of Finance that it would get the cooperation of the highest paid player in the world to save his nation from economic collapse. Also in Britain, the Mirror reports that the UK will start to tax the fresh air to save the environment: a detailed article by the reporter Olip Flora, an anagram of April Fool, April Fool's joke.
And the Daily Express speaks of a new aid to help the elderly to walk, skateboard with built-in: the micro Zimmer. Jokes of Dagospia - Significant, as unrealistic, even "jokes" suggested by Dagospia. According to the "tabloid" Italic Consob would suspend the licenses of Roma and Juventus.
"The testing institute stayed that throughout the morning trade in exchange for the shares in AS Roma and Juventus. And 'what is said in a statement the body that supervises the market. The two companies, according to reports, will issue a statement this morning. " Not only that, but there would also be further news.
"The Roma football will not enter the U.S. consortium led by Tom Di Benedetto, but in the public financial Lafico. In a statement, the AS Roma announced that "Lafico Unicredit has taken over from the 34%" and is committed to launching a takeover bid totaliria the rest of the free float, as required by law Dragons.
Simultaneously, Lafico announced that it sold to Juventus FC in a Russian sovereign wealth fund its package of 7% share in Juventus. "
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