Press conferences are normally internationals before a rather dry affair. The journalists with ammunition, with appetizers quote that the national coach and selected players throw them. It is rarely illuminating, is usually the "We need to-high-concentrated-works-go-it-all-other-determines-the-coach" level is not exceeded.
Before the Kazakhstan game but it was funny. It began when the mineral water was treated by Joachim Löw obviously been wrong. As the national coach that is before his first comments on the bottle, and grabbed sweeping opened the cap, poured a fountain kohlenübersäuertes water on his jacket.
Because schadenfreude over the top trainers in the country of course not seemly, staring all the present focus on the back of the front man, while Loew removed using a paper napkin the mishap. It should not be the only scene with a grin. A short time later issued DFB spokesman Harald Stenger a Kazakh reporter in the back row of the word.
Whose question to Loew was as loud as incomprehensible, not even the language could be determined accurately. For help in turning Stenger with the request for translation assistance to a German colleague who was standing by the Kazakhs. The shrugged his shoulders, also had not understood a word.
Only a camera man took pity on the issue and indicated as "Mr. Lion, what do you think of the Kazakh team?". As Loew still trying to make next opponent not to talk too small nor too large, suddenly filled the conference room music. A photographer in the front row got a phone call, and he had forgotten to turn the vibrating alert, the meeting benefited from his ringtone.
"Waterloo, I was defeated, you won was the. Waterloo, promise to love you for ever more" was the answer and came out the cell phone owners as Abba fan. Because of the Ausknopf of the phone was, he chose option B and stormed out of the room. The entered shortly after Philipp Lahm and Andre Schürrle in order to join to Loew and Stenger.
Unfortunately, on the podium only three chairs were placed. Gentleman Stenger Schürrle offered unceremoniously into his seat and asked one of the bodyguards of the national team need money. When, however, wanted to serve in the auditorium, there was found to be rows of chairs bolted to be fixed.
Stenger had to temporarily moderate the press conference in the kneeling position. And of course, the meeting ended and humorous. When it all was said Stenger took the floor again and reported that the chairman of Commerzbank was the day before and had been with the team where the players tips on investing.
While general merriment appeared and lounging in the back row already speculated about, whether all national players would get paid their salaries on a "start-up account plus" Commerzbank, jumped Philipp Lahm his Press Secretary to the side. It was an interesting conversation and I have encouraged to think, he said.
Whereupon seized a colleague Palatinate and the word sounded in the direction of the young professionals Andre Schürrle: "And is with you, Andre came over not as much, right?" Departure, laughter. 
Before the Kazakhstan game but it was funny. It began when the mineral water was treated by Joachim Löw obviously been wrong. As the national coach that is before his first comments on the bottle, and grabbed sweeping opened the cap, poured a fountain kohlenübersäuertes water on his jacket.
Because schadenfreude over the top trainers in the country of course not seemly, staring all the present focus on the back of the front man, while Loew removed using a paper napkin the mishap. It should not be the only scene with a grin. A short time later issued DFB spokesman Harald Stenger a Kazakh reporter in the back row of the word.
Whose question to Loew was as loud as incomprehensible, not even the language could be determined accurately. For help in turning Stenger with the request for translation assistance to a German colleague who was standing by the Kazakhs. The shrugged his shoulders, also had not understood a word.
Only a camera man took pity on the issue and indicated as "Mr. Lion, what do you think of the Kazakh team?". As Loew still trying to make next opponent not to talk too small nor too large, suddenly filled the conference room music. A photographer in the front row got a phone call, and he had forgotten to turn the vibrating alert, the meeting benefited from his ringtone.
"Waterloo, I was defeated, you won was the. Waterloo, promise to love you for ever more" was the answer and came out the cell phone owners as Abba fan. Because of the Ausknopf of the phone was, he chose option B and stormed out of the room. The entered shortly after Philipp Lahm and Andre Schürrle in order to join to Loew and Stenger.
Unfortunately, on the podium only three chairs were placed. Gentleman Stenger Schürrle offered unceremoniously into his seat and asked one of the bodyguards of the national team need money. When, however, wanted to serve in the auditorium, there was found to be rows of chairs bolted to be fixed.
Stenger had to temporarily moderate the press conference in the kneeling position. And of course, the meeting ended and humorous. When it all was said Stenger took the floor again and reported that the chairman of Commerzbank was the day before and had been with the team where the players tips on investing.
While general merriment appeared and lounging in the back row already speculated about, whether all national players would get paid their salaries on a "start-up account plus" Commerzbank, jumped Philipp Lahm his Press Secretary to the side. It was an interesting conversation and I have encouraged to think, he said.
Whereupon seized a colleague Palatinate and the word sounded in the direction of the young professionals Andre Schürrle: "And is with you, Andre came over not as much, right?" Departure, laughter.
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